Sunday, March 15, 2009

Misery Loves Company

Hah… this is an aside from your regularly scheduled Irish posting, and no I’m not talking about Jana’s delightful WIP (tho feel free to go read the first chapter and make comments below!)

I’m talking about the first few chapters of the new Dresden novel… free… available and… tempting. Evil Evil Evil Mr. Jim Butcher, now I’m chomping at the bit for the rest of the book. Terrible evil man… tempting me!

So… be miserable with me, waiting in agony for the rest of the book to be available! Come back and make comments, or ask questions, about Dresden, Jana’s Misery Loves Company or our Whispers from the Grave, or simply the state of your life. Remember there’s contests to be won!

http://www.jim-butcher.com/books/dresden/11/fullpreview.php

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Saturday, March 14, 2009

Irish Fae: The wee folk

“…when the first baby laughed for the first time, its laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.” J. M Barrie

The Irish Pantheon is very rich with faeries, monsters, demons and other denizens of the imagination. When I was little I remember going on Leprechaun hunts when my friends and I would see a rainbow, although I haven’t found that pot of gold yet!

My first faerie, of course, was Tinker Bell who was a benign sort of sprite. It wasn’t until later when I learned more about the fair-folk and how some are good and others are dark and dangerous.

A few of the faeries, and I’d love for readers to add their own descriptions or describe their favorite faeries:

Changeling: The child of a Faery, usually left in the bed of a human baby when the human baby is taken away to live in the land of faerie.

Brownie: Helpful house hold spirit, who fixes things. (Think of the shoemaker’s elves)

Boggart: A brownie who has gone to The Dark Side. He breaks things and causes mischief. (Mugwai after the water drops on them!)

Banshee - Sometimes considered ghosts, these are the harbingers of the dead and often appear to people just before they die. They have a scream that when heard lets the village known that someone died.

Leprechaun - Traditionally they used to wear red, not green. They were also known as cobblers (shoe makers) and were said to hide their pots of gold from their earnings, because they are very hard working spirits. The Leprechaun would reveal where his gold is, if you hold his gaze without blinking. If you look away, the Leprechaun can escape.

Sidhe/Esidhe: These are the Queens and Kings of Faeryland, or Elfland, usually the most beautiful and bewitching creatures that mortal man can behold. Many of the dark sidhe use this beauty to bewitch and entrap men for nefarious purposes.

“True Thomas lay oer yond grassy bank,
And he beheld a ladie gay,
A ladie that was brisk and bold,
Come riding oer the fernie brae.

Her skirt was of the grass-green silk,
Her mantel of the velvet fine,
At ilka tett of her horse’s mane
Hung fifty silver bells and nine.

True Thomas he took off his hat,
And bowed him low down till his knee:
‘All hail, thou mighty Queen of Heaven!
For your peer on earth I never did see.’

‘O no, O no, True Thomas,’ she says,
‘That name does not belong to me;
I am but the queen of fair Elfland,
And I’m come here for to visit thee.”

From FAERIESBy Brian Froud and Alan Lee

(Kristen)

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Friday, March 13, 2009

Irish Blessings

So… when it comes to wordsmiths in the English language very few cultures compare to the wit, humor and whimsy of the Irish poets, novelists and playwrights. But the Irish Aphorism is one of the jewels of literature that has entered into “world literature”. I wanted to list a few Irish Blessings today to give you some fun reading, and perhaps a few ideas when you’re looking for a good house warming gift or the perfect thing to say at the next toast:
Or they make for good characterization moments or inspiration if you need a witty saying for your character when he stops for dinner”

“May you always have
Walls for the winds,
A roof for the rain,
Tea beside the fire,
Laughter to cheer you,
Those you love near you,
And all your heart might desire!”

“May you be in Heaven a half hour before the Devil knows you’re dead!”
“May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent.”

May those who love us, love us
And those who don’t love us,
May God turn their hearts
And if he can’t turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles
So we will know them by their limping!

May your neighbors respect you,
Troubles neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And Heaven accept you.

Here’s to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!

“May your home always be too small to hold all your friends”

“God is good, but never dance in a small boat.”

“Tis better to buy a small bouquet
And give to your friend this very day,
Than a bushel of roses white and red
To lay on his coffin after he’s dead.”

May God give you…
For every storm, a rainbow,
For every tear, a smile,
For every care, a promise,
And a blessing in each trial.
For every problem life sends,
A faithful friend to share,
For every sigh, a sweet song,
And an answer for each prayer.

So does anyone have other favorite phrases, or Irish blessings? Post and tell me your favorite and why, or tell me which one you find the most witty.

Kristen McAlear

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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Book Promo and Contest

So we had great plans for a contest last month around Valentines and then life got in the way and it just didn’t happen the way we expected.  Sooo…we’ve decided to try again.  :)  From now until midnight on St. Patrick’s day, March 17th, all commenters will be tossed into a bucket for a book shaped prize.  As I’m headed off to Disney World next week there is every possibility something Disney shaped may go with the book.  So chat it up.

As well we’re moving webpages.  Hopefully this will be the last time.  We’ve decided that wordpress is a much better blog software for us and we’re actually at our own website, www.realitybypassbooks.com instead of something with a weird .8m or whatnot in the middle.  The move will happen April 2nd though the old page will stay up for archives for a while.

Soo…moving on to our book of the week, Magic Burns by Ilona Andrews.  This is book two in the Kate Daniels series.  Book three Magic Strikes comes out at the end of the month!!!  This series is a lot of fun and a good launch to our week of talking about many things Irish.  I love the use of Celtic mythology in Magic Burns.  It adds a lot of richness to the book and is used in ways which are uncommon in most Urban Fantasy.  Of the Kate books thus far this is the one I’ve come back to read multiple times.  The use of the crow symbology is strong and a very classic Welsh and Irish usage.  Definitely a solid UF contender, and I have the same high hopes for Magic Strikes!

~J

Genre:  Urban Fantasy/Paranormal Romance
Age: Adult
Content: Violence, Sexuality
Overall:  Buy!!!

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

I’m Skitzophrenic and so am I…

In the past couple of weeks I have discovered two new things which I’m not so sure I should have discovered. The first is FaceBook and the second is Twitter. I got involved in these social networks because I had friends there and because they keep coming up as good ways to promote books, blogs and other creative efforts. I agree they’re a good way to get the word out, but I admit they are also making me feel rather scattered.

Both of these social networks are like having children who keep calling your name and tugging on your sleeve. They want you to interact and play together and check in every 34 minutes because something might be updated. There’s pressure to publish and post and I’m not sure my brain can take it on top of everything else I do all the time. I find it interesting how we often complain as writers about ‘writer’s block’ or being creatively stimied, but I look at the world around us and what is expected from us and sometimes I wonder if it’s not block so much as not being able to hear ourselves think above the din?

What about you, gentle reader? Have you joined up? Are you able to resist the siren song of just one more tweet when you really need to get other stuff done, or are you weak and must you complete your turn in Tiny Dungeons and Dragons?

~Jana

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Sunday, March 8, 2009

Blog Updates

Do not be alarmed….

This is your friendly blog-web-master. Do not adjust your Computer - Set.

Yes, you may get your RSS feeds going a little wacky for us over the next few days, because I’m trying to update the tags so the blog will be easier to navigate. This way if you want to read about book reviews, you don’t have to click on 8 tags.

Hopefully we’ll be settled in another week or two.

~Kristen

3pm Update: …. Yeah. Um. So there’s a nifty tab that says “Tags” which allows me to consolidate and update tags. I wish I’d figured that out 2 hours ago. But at least I fixed the old blogs so if you search them, they’re readable with the new blog colors. But… anyway, lesson here: read the instructions. So the updating IS done, anyway.

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Friday, March 6, 2009

Encouragement….

So most people know I’ve “changed” jobs. I used to teach high school which was an exhausting and demanding, but rewarding job. However I felt called to continue my studies to hopefully teach literature at the University level. Of course lately this has meant not being home til 9pm, which makes it hard for me to feel terribly creative and ready to hammer out those 1000 - 2000 words.

So tonight I was sitting, staring at the computer screen and trying to ignore the Siren Call of Gauntlet Legend on my PS2… when I look over to see my cat, Cleo, carrying something. She jumps on the desk and I try to figure out what she’s stolen this time. You see, Cleo is a Klepto. She loves to steal things and hide them in her house, especially jewelry. Jana can tell you about the time Cleo stole an earring right out of her ear! So… the cat promptly drops something on the desk in front of me.

It’s my writing thumb drive, which is on a band so I can wear it around my neck.

I think “kitty want a new pair of shoes”! (Or perhaps gourmet food and a new kitty condo). So even the non sentient members of my household think I should stop procrastinating.

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Thursday, March 5, 2009

Wednesday Book Promo: Cry Wolf

It should really come as very little surprise to anyone that I’m a big fan of Urban fantasy books.  Cry Wolf is a second UF series by Patricia Briggs and I found it a fun, and very fast, read.  The plot in this book is fairly simple and the book is carried by the developing relationship between Anna and Charles.  The line between paranormal romance and urban fantasy is very fuzzy in this piece, but it’s well accomplished so didn’t bother me.  I liked Charles from the Mercy Thompson series, and also enjoyed being able to get a better history of Bran, the leader of the North American werewolves.  Anna worked for me though she had some wishy washy moments where I just wanted to whap her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.  My other big complaint is that there is SO much made of Anna being an ‘Omega’ wolf, but it’s never really well explained to the reader much less to Anna herself.  She can just suddenly do stuff, but the limits and ramifications are fuzzy.  I’d like a lot more filling in of this aspect because it has the potential to be very cool.

I found the way she started the story interesting as it’s starting after many of the events which I expected the book to be about.  I’m not sure this is to the book’s detrement though.  I still have to ponder it and may need a second reading before I’m set on my opinion.

All in all it’s a good first in a series, but there are some places where it feels like a first book and from a well established author I wanted a little more spit and polish.  That said I’ll read the next one.  :)

~J

Genre:  Urban Fantasy/Paranormal Romance
Age: Adult
Content: Violence, Sexuality
Overall:  Buy or Library

Anna never knew werewolves existed, until the night she survived a violet attack…and became one herself.  After three years at the bottom of the pack, she’d learned to keep her head down and never, ever trust dominant males.  Then Charles Cornick, the enforcer - and son - of the leader of the North American werewolves, came into her life.

Charles insists that not only is Anna his mate, but she is also a rare and valued Omega wolf.  And it is Anna’s inner strength and calming presence that will prove invaluable as she and Charles go on the hunt in search of a roge werewolf - a creature bound in magic so dark that it could threaten all of the pack…

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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Texas Pride

Hiya folks!

I just got in from the Rodeo, one of my favorite events every year in Houston. This year I got to go spend time in a suite with my Dad’s company, which made things all the better. Anyway…

I wanted to share this letter, a famous rallying point during the Texas Revolution. I also think it’s some of the more famous prose from my region. The letter was sent on February 24th and the Alamo was lost with all hands on March 6.:

Commandancy of the Alamo-
Bejar, Feby. 24th, 1836
To the people of Texas & all Americans in the world–

Fellow citizens & compatriots–

          I am besieged, by a thousand or more of the Mexicans under Santa Anna — I have sustained a continual bombardment & cannonade for 24 hours & have not lost a man — The enemy has demanded a surrender at discretion, otherwise, the garrison are to be put to the sword, if the fort is taken — I have answered the demand with a cannon shot, & our flag still waves proudly from the walls — I shall never surrender or retreat. Then, I call on you in the name of Liberty, of patriotism & everything dear to the American character, to come to our aid, with all dispatch — The enemy is receiving reinforcements daily & will no doubt increase to three or four thousand in four or five days. If this call is neglected, I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country — VICTORY OR DEATH.

William Barret Travis
Lt. Col. comdt.
P.S. The Lord is on our side — When the enemy appeared in sight we had not three bushels of corn — We have since found in deserted houses 80 or 90 bushels and got into the walls 20 or 30 head of Beeves.
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Monday, March 2, 2009

Kindle update

It was my anniversary yesterday and we’re doing some celebrating today.  :)  Between the celebrating and the fact my brain is arguing viciously with my WIP protagonist today’s blog will be a few links from around the blogosphere.

Amazon Relents on the Kindle text to speech

A great definition of Passion

Writing Excuses talks Fight scenes

~Jana

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